I am doing an online philosophy course and one of the first things we had to go over in orientation was the rules of Netiquette. (What brilliant idiot came up with that? I guess he's sitting pretty now with all the word amalgamations going on now.)
The bell has just rung, but I should be home around 3pm. So you will have to wait in suspense until then to get the brillance that is... NETIQUETTE!