In any case, I do actually enjoy philosophy and I want to do well in the course. So I've been going through old philosophy notes and looking on the internet to get a better understanding of the different schools of thought. Well, being lazy, I ended up on Wikipedia. I realized my mistake the second I looked at the page:
Ok, I like shoes!
I like gadgets and booze!
You are an old fart.
(The sad part is, he isn't even old... maybe early thirties...)