You're not going to win.
The only thing to save you,
Is a sober pin!

Its hard to think of corny rhymes. I think the AA has pretty much done it all.

2 people had something to say:

Spender said...

Nine months?
Let's have a cup of coffee to celebrate this occasion.

Amanda said...

I just left my alcoholic boyfriend. Got tired of waiting for him to admit it and do something about it. If he ever shows me the 9 month sober pin I will marry him.