I mark my triumphant return (fizzle) with a meme.

Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE MUSICAL ARTIST OR GROUP, find a clever answer to each of the following questions. Pass it on to 21 of your friends, including me. You can't use the artist I used and you can't use the band "No Doubt" ('cause that's cheating!). Try not to repeat a song title. Oh, and it's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My Life According to [YOUR CHOSEN ARTIST NAME HERE]"

**I was going to do David Bowie but that would have been waaaay to easy. I will judge you if you repost with David Bowie.**

Artist: Flight of the Conchords












Are you a male or female?
Ladies of the World

Describe yourself:
The Prince of Parties

How do you feel about yourself:
Demon Woman

Describe where you currently live:

Inner City Pressure

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Rambling Through the Avenues of Time

Your favorite form of transportation:
Bus Driver's Song

Your best friend is:
Friends (This is totally our song now!)

Your favorite color is:
Carol Brown (see: earth tones)

Your favorite food is:
Too Many Dicks (I couldn't resist)

What's the weather like:
Hotties

Favorite time of day:
Business Time!

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Foux du Fafa

What is life to you:
Pencils in the Wind

Your past relationships:
If Your Into It?

Your fear:
Petrov, Yelana and Me

What is the best advice you have to give:
Cheer Up Murray

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

Thought for the Day:
Think About It

How you would like to die:
Robots

Your soul's present condition:
Hurt Feelings

Your motto:
A Kiss is not a Contract

1 people had something to say:

Natalie said...

"My Life According to Matt Duke (songs)!"

Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE MUSICAL ARTIST OR GROUP, find a clever answer to each of the following questions. Pass it on to 21 of your friends, including me. You can't use the artist I used and you can't use the band "No Doubt" ('cause that's cheating!). Try not to repeat a song title. Oh, and it's a lot harder than you think!


Are you a male or female?
"Rose"

Describe yourself:
"Winter Child"

How do you feel about yourself:
"I've Got Atrophy on the Brain"

Describe where you currently live:
"Weeping Winds" (Chicago)

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
"On the Seaside"

Your favorite form of transportation:
Avoiding "Tidal Waves" on a cruise ship

Your best friend is:
"30 Some Days" from seeing me next month in Minneapolis :)

Your favorite color is:
"Yellow Lights"

Your favorite food is:
"One Small Bird" (Chicken)

What's the weather like:
"Don't Ask (For Too Much)" it's Chicago, weather sucks most of the time

Favorite time of day:
"Sex and Reruns!"

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
"Oysters" ;)

What is life to you:
"Spilt Milk"

Your past relationships:
"The Love We'll Never Know" (I'm too damn picky, they last like 3 weeks)

Your fear:
The "Kingdom Underground"

What is the best advice you have to give:
"Focus"

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
"Opossum"

How you would like to die:
"Ash Like Snow"

Your soul's present condition:
"Love Buried"

Your motto:
"Walk it Off"